Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock
Not for Eating
Whatcha got there? Breakfast?
"Um, what? No! It's a Yukon Outfitters Double Hammock."
Huh, that's a hammock? It looks like a grapefruit.
"Well, when it's in its bag, it's the size of a grapefruit."
Oh, that's what I meant. Mind if I grab a spoon and have at that?
"Yes, I actually do mind! Again, it's not a grapefruit. It's just the size of a grapefruit. It's a hammock made out of high test parachute nylon with lock stitching, and it's oversized for enjoying cool summer nights with a friend."
Wait, I don't understand. I thought "grapefruit" was a size.
"Nope. It's a fruit."
So, you're saying I've been doing this grapefruit diet wrong?
"Oh, gosh, what have you been eating?"
Nothing. Nothing. But I should probably go. To the hospital.
Dimensions: 11' 6" Long x 6' 4" Wide
Weight: 21 Ounces
Weight Capacity: 300 lbs.
In the box:
(1) Yukon Outfitters Nylon Parachute Double Hammock